Wednesday, October 30, 2019

500 cc of FUCK YOU!

I finally went and rode the half liter skeeter eater green dragon with a paddle tire and it was like listening to Slayer with the volume on ten through head phones. More violent than an Arnold Schwarzenegger fight scene. As much fun as Wonka's Oompa Loompa party at the strip club. I can now die happy. Or at least I am completely satisfied and ready to sell this PCP hopped Unicorn. If you or somebody you know would fancy the S&M pleasure and have $7k then take her. Please.

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