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Sunday, November 11, 2012

Friday, November 9, 2012

All in your Mouth

Whose giving the death grip now?

that dude in the social D jacket is my boss. i like my job.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

The ballad of the Elsinore was shortlived, as the welds attaching the exhaust pipe mount broke free on lap one, causing a top end failure within minutes. That lap was glorious however, dicing through dozens of C riders on modern bikes who began on the line ahead of me, and somehow outlasting Guy Cooper, who must've had worse luck on his bultaco.

The pit bike race was most excellent, and though i finished just off of the podium, my sparkly helmet and alcohol induced boner-airs were enough to win the "style award" and a photo with 4 artificial breasts attached to 2 real life chicks.

I drew the lucky number one for the main event on sunday, and after a 2nd place start and decent lap 1, a fellow racer and i had an unfortunate convergence of race lines causing a violent 5th gear tumble. the other dude had some kind of leg injury and i got the pleasure of learning how its feels to become a ktm 350's bottom bitch. a kind onlooker wrestled the bike off of me and i went on my merry way aboard a twisted, yet fully functioning Brandy. The overall results have yet to be posted but according to my calculations, the effort landed me right around 10th.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Down there at the bike shop

What a nice day.
The birds were chirping, along with my tires.
I could smell a reefer cloud over the whole city, along with my tires.
Shop is open. Obama is in the house. Pot is legal. Word.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Build it!

My pal Joe who races Pikes Peak and has a Bonneville BUB speed record on his harley XR750 is building a new bike for the salt flats. It will be powered by two Buell XB9 engines he is fabing together. He is: JOE, the myth, the man, the legend.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

my first foursome

time for a 5 day trip to oklahoma for a grand prix event. im racing all three of these dirty bitches at some point during the weekend. details to follow as well as nude photos

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Where it's at

Mikey Martin pouring on the coals on his Triumph Bonneville. Stolen from the mighty Sideburn blog.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Friday five o'clock- happy hour

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Shit in the Shop today

My first interesting customer rode in on the "Grumph"

Looking at the world from my office.

Welcome. Grab a Coors and have a seat. Can I look you up some parts on the microfiche while you admire my certificates?

Baja keeps a close eye over the showroom.

One of my first paying jobs; Baja 1000 prepping a brand new 450; Re-valving suspension and doing magic work to the cylinder head. This bike has no idea the hell it is being prepped for.

Trophies- check, Leather biker jacket- check, old helmets- check, Coffee can sized dump truck piston- check, Stickers adorning filling cabinet- check, Pikes peak winners flag- check.

GS850 rebuild

Place is starting to get comfortable.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

On the local web

People selling shit. I like to buy shit. Shit is good. We like shit. I need more shit. Than I can show you all my shit. Show me your shit. Race shit. Ride shit. Crash shit. Fix shit. Hop up shit. Take pictures of shit. Shit yeah!