Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Texas. RMEC round 2
After last years race in quitaque (kitty- quay!) texas I had some high expectations. With the pits set up in down town we more than double the towns population. Fried Pickles and one dollar beers at the local pub were absent from this year, I was told the roof was leaking so bad at the pub the place was shut down. so was every other store front in town. I did not see the local race cars getting police escorts through town or get googley eyes from the local high school girls this year so needles to say the place was not an epic journey as it was last year..
..oh yeah and the race... it was more dry than a pop corn fart so dust was so bad in some tests that i had to reach a total stop just so i could regain bearing to which way was up and down. a good 100 mile plus enduro none the less. some sections had some super duper rhythmic turn sections that were more fun than fire crackers in cow pies. unfortunately my rear brake cooked to total fade a few times. but hey at least i did not pit my tuck and roll skills to test and I got to line up with and around some cool fellows.
Not shur how i placed as i loaded up and got the fuck out of town pronto in order to make the drive home through the night in order to get to work on time and spend a wonderfull joyes monday wrenching on shit coverd atvs. I bitch but I would not trade my life for another in a million years. Racing is Living. glory lasts forever and texas cooking is as tasty as it gets.
Lonestar beer and red dirt roost!
Shit you will see in the vacant Quitque store front windows. Four eyes, two mouths, and one creepy fuckin piece of veal.
Or burger... ummmm. while in texas i visited four thrift stores, three dollor stores and noticed that in texas if you are not large you are the minority. Eat up america! The bigger the beer gut the better traction control. Damn good burgers!
Yeah, those are all the pics i took.
..oh yeah and the race... it was more dry than a pop corn fart so dust was so bad in some tests that i had to reach a total stop just so i could regain bearing to which way was up and down. a good 100 mile plus enduro none the less. some sections had some super duper rhythmic turn sections that were more fun than fire crackers in cow pies. unfortunately my rear brake cooked to total fade a few times. but hey at least i did not pit my tuck and roll skills to test and I got to line up with and around some cool fellows.
Not shur how i placed as i loaded up and got the fuck out of town pronto in order to make the drive home through the night in order to get to work on time and spend a wonderfull joyes monday wrenching on shit coverd atvs. I bitch but I would not trade my life for another in a million years. Racing is Living. glory lasts forever and texas cooking is as tasty as it gets.
Lonestar beer and red dirt roost!
Shit you will see in the vacant Quitque store front windows. Four eyes, two mouths, and one creepy fuckin piece of veal.
Or burger... ummmm. while in texas i visited four thrift stores, three dollor stores and noticed that in texas if you are not large you are the minority. Eat up america! The bigger the beer gut the better traction control. Damn good burgers!
Yeah, those are all the pics i took.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
TREASURE
So a about a week or two ago my Pops out in Moab called me up all excited and told me he found a motorcylce in the colorado river near his house. it was down a 30' cliff at the end of a road. I figured it was a heap and probably their for a reason. Then the night before last he finally got some pics sent over and i could tell right away it was an xr100 and i had to rescue it.
So i got off work early yesterday and made the 3.5 hr drive and got to moab early enough fora bit of that Utah sunshine. With a climbing rope, my dad's old toyoto truck and some elbow grease, wet feet, and blood we had it extracted in no time. 2006 crf100. Spraypaint (probably Stolen). Spoke carnage on the rear wheel. other than that it looks in mighty fair shape.
Got home late last night as i dont get to see the old man to often. Im up early this morning so i can unload that fishing trophy from the van and give it a healthy wd-40 dousche and atf enima.
So i got off work early yesterday and made the 3.5 hr drive and got to moab early enough fora bit of that Utah sunshine. With a climbing rope, my dad's old toyoto truck and some elbow grease, wet feet, and blood we had it extracted in no time. 2006 crf100. Spraypaint (probably Stolen). Spoke carnage on the rear wheel. other than that it looks in mighty fair shape.
Got home late last night as i dont get to see the old man to often. Im up early this morning so i can unload that fishing trophy from the van and give it a healthy wd-40 dousche and atf enima.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Daytona!
How cool would it be to load up my van with every race bike i have and be in rout to daytona right now. someday i am going, even its just to watch. mind as well bring a race bike or two though, right?
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Thug life.
Super gangster nasty shredding today on the Colorado Utah state line. Sand was wetter than yo mama. single track was whooped out and fast and the trials where more fun than a well oiled midget. I have the best bros in the world and their just aint a better way to spend a sunday than swapping out in the sand whoops. over the bars, or watching my new bike do three barrel rolls off a sandstone cliff. I bent some new protapers and all i can say is them handlbars are softer than a jelly dildo. fuck'n protaper more like blow gaper. flat spotted both my new rims on a curb sized rock. fuckn cheese dick aluminam. uhhh nnaa naaa naa naaaaaa! word to the throttle twisting motha fucka.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
questionable photos
After looking at Chopper Dave's blog and wishing i knew more women that would let me photograph them naked in my garage i smoked a questionable re-fry roll your own from my ashtray and took these. ...if only i could focus a camera im shur the rest would follow.... ha yeah right!
Any aspiring models out their? (HOT CHICKS only of course)
Im in love with my new bike
Her name is Molly and and just like Irish punk rock this Molly gets Flogged. Flogging Molly is great.
I miss my 747 numbers but at least with my RMEC #s i can be the Canadian Kevin Windham- 14a, get it eh? ah ha ha, ..never gets old.
I miss my 747 numbers but at least with my RMEC #s i can be the Canadian Kevin Windham- 14a, get it eh? ah ha ha, ..never gets old.
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