Protapers

Roy Haine's race ready taco

Milliken Colorado

This was is just one of many interesting sheds that the Two Rivers Racing bros have at their awesome moto facility.

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Travis Havasu 08

Check out the pit tootsies one the hill.

Check out the pit tootsies on the hill.   ......always did all right with the ladies at the Lake Havasue WORCS. an old girlfriend took this video at the end of the two hour race that i thought i smashed my johnson on my GPR stabalizer on the first lap. I remember pulling into the pits on the first lap feeling pain so bad i felt like blacking out. i jumped off my bike and dropped trou in front of all to see expecting to see squished grape salad. ....it was fine and dandy.......Gary fuck'n Jones of all people slapped me on the back and sent me back out with a smile.  Lucky the  girl friend was on hand for   first aid after the race....... with a van u can......kinda miss that girl...

More pics from the salt

 My pal Joe the myth, the man, the legend, Blackwell.

 wake up to rain and like jesus my van walks on water

 I thought for shur this dude had me beat on budget...nope. more scrillas and class than i though.

pea shooter

dont let your children in vans

free candy. creepy. but the porn cards on the roof are class.

pro class start, angel fire 2010

I all ready posted pics of this holesheeeeeeoot in june but found this video, not the best quality but the feeling of being out front going up that hill was the best. led the first lap putting in a 13:58, hottest lap of the race.  lap two i surfed some rocks on my belly (wrong way to descend a double black diamond ski run). gutted a 3rd. best race of the WEBE series. Congrats to Mick dundy for getin 6th overall for the year from the A class. Damn Ninja!

The last baja.....tragedy.

Damn a three year old lg chocolate takes some swell cell phone pics. this was my first garage when i moved to the montrose. and the last bike i built to race the baja 1000 on. things went wrong in 2007, way wrong to say the least. but thats a whole nuther story all together now. after all painfull bloody fuckin hell i went through with this bike it still gives me a boner.  tail up in the air. fuckin whore. looks good.

My Pops.

At my age. had him self a tricked custom packed for a travel. Forever Two Wheels

Yonking pics the classy way

Tails of a cheap racer

Last month i drove 18hrs deep into the heart of texas for the second to last race in the Rocky Mountian enduro Circuit. I had a chance at the year end over all until ten minutes into the super delicious, wet sandy, twisting single track my masterlink broke. The same thing happened at the last round of the WEBE series were again i was in contention for the overall had I finished well, not dnf only because i was to cheap to buy a new chain. Out of all this broken hearted rubbish i did find a good point: a bit of saftey wire will get you out of the brush and a bad day racin is still way better than any fuckin thing else. amen.

project kill my self

Road racing. something new. Racing Pikes Peak got me thinking that road racing has a lot of potential for fun. I may never race the Isle of Man but a dream is a dream and when i dreamed of racing the baja 1000, Pikes Peak, Bonneville, and all the other shit i have done it is amazing what can be accomplished if you put your head to it. as Ricky Bobby once said: "I wanna go fast!, I wanna go fast!, I wanna go fast!!

so far my cheap ass has about 600$ invested with this 98 gsxr so if it turns into a Guy Martin fire ball.....

My number plate montage. ...Its gona take a montage!

 porn

 whooped out racing

 coolest shit i ever raced

 2006 worcs 250B Champoinship. national bitches.

 808 -R.I.P.

Its gonna take a montage.....MONTAGE!  fuck yeah.

Damn good sticker.

old whiskey and old dirt bikers....on lunch boxes

One of the old timers at my work that gave up drinkin and was cleanin house gave me this old cat fish full of near 40 year olld jim beam. all i got  to do is break the seal. ...merry christmas!
Cheers to Rick Johnson and Bob Hannah!

Im not gona knock down the holidays but......

....I would rather be going racing!

Rookie crash

Thats Davey Durelle showing me how to not run over the rookie who sighned up in the pro class. your's truly.

Ace the super pilot

while stumbling through the college campus one morning we found a little white mouse doing left hand circles on the side walk. Ace Lefty was his name and a super ace test/ fighter/ kamakazi pilot was his destiny. we built him a condo and had many good times together watching him constantly do left hand cirlces. I took him up for his fist flight in my rather shabby scary as fuck hand me down trojan kamakazi fighter. after my "any landing you walk away from is a good landing" it was clear to see that ace was the new chuck yeager. My buddy Ian has some super fast planes and wicked r/c skill that saw Ace take many a succesfull mission enduring extreme stunts and G forces. sadly one day a stray cat found its way into Ace's condo and the details are not known but I would like to think that Ace went down with GLORY.

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