Thursday, August 6, 2015
Yesterday on my ride to work the car in front of me swerved and kicked something up. It was bouncing around a bit as I swerved to avoid it and as I passed it I identified what exactly it was. Exactly. It was... a big black rubber dildo complete with big black bouncing balls. I am ready for six days of Kansas county fair 1/2 mile flattrack action. The bikes have new tires. Cowboy's Bonneville has a new mounted oil bag,new old shocks, unstuck clutch, new rear fender and mount, p pad, and solo seat. ...and some fresh hot pink grips. The van is loaded. Baja is ready to load up. The reefer is well hidden. Corn country, here we come.