Hey look Mom, no bloody brakes!

Kansas was good. Very good.

Meanwhile back in the shop

Gonna find me some dirt road back street

Yesterday on my ride to work the car in front of me swerved and kicked something up. It was bouncing around a bit as I swerved to avoid it and as I passed it I identified what exactly it was. Exactly. It was... a big black rubber dildo complete with big black bouncing balls. I am ready for six days of Kansas county fair 1/2 mile flattrack action. The bikes have new tires. Cowboy's Bonneville has a new mounted oil bag,new old shocks, unstuck clutch, new rear fender and mount, p pad, and solo seat. ...and some fresh hot pink grips. The van is loaded. Baja is ready to load up. The reefer is well hidden. Corn country, here we come.

Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy

I have always loved the XR650R. It is the only bike ever made that can smoothly land a 100 foot triple, finish a 1000 miles of Baja silt and turn around and do it again with out eating any valves or shitting out chunks of piston. It can be plated and pass cars on the freeway and does not require rebuilding to maintain reliability. It pulls like a roided draft horse on pcp. It revs like a Vin Diesel Civic on NOS. It handles the tallest of whoops like Dirty Harry's revolver handles grease balls. Anyhoo, I just scored this red plump peach and I plan on seeing what I can make the beast do on some dirt ovals. Enter project Rotax killer.

Top Fuel Motorcycle Dirt Drag Racing

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Motorcycle Limbo display at Dirt Quake 4 2015