ICED2014 the Movie! (Bare Tire A Round 5)

Thats me in the white jersey... causing mayhem at 1:10. Why I decided to race a 400 pound beast with more horsepower than a tractor pull bro-dozer in the bare tire class is because i suffer from mild/severe retardation. Thanks to Phill and Mike Ranum for helping me with tires and getting me on the ice this year. Thats them out front of everybody else. Phill got water on his breaker points and dropped out. He also had bike problems in the vintage studded class earlier that day loosing his points lead at the last round. Vintage bikes. Nothing worth having comes easy. philosophy of uncle gnar.

On board with Sammy as he goes for the win at Salem

Did I mention I think Brad Baker is a pompous brat. Slammin Sammy is rad as fuck.

sack of taters

Melting snow, muscle bikes, mud, machismo dragrace

It smells good in here

Bailing wire prepped race bikes, 35 pound ice racing tires, fuel jugs next to the bench grinder. Removing the cobwebs, projects taking form. Oil soaked card board, burnt metal, Humming welders, rosin core solder smoke. Burritos, beer cans, and vinyl records.

days of our lives

Phoenix Dirt Escape

Mega huge BMX setup in the middle of the city

Wouldn't be a parking lot party without urine stains behind the front wheel of a van. Candy is free by the way.

cross training

What the hell else am I going to do when there is a shit ton of snow out side and it is colder than witch titties. ended up 4th in the old man a class after having 2nd in the bag and then getting sloppier than greased moose shit. This was my first time racing AX since 2006 when I went to the finals in vegas and had to move up to the pro class. Loc dog thought it best to hang it up until i reached age for the vet class. Word.